i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
a teacher at my school has these posted on the side of her desk
I gave these to my teacher and she stuck them up all over the school.
YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE
SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF
IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES
THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED
1 - Since 14 I enjoy singing and today (at 18) am studying and trying to get into the techniques.
2 - I have a beard, luckily it suits me. (I think)
3 - I am, lots of times, socially invisible. I don’t have a great presence due to my shyness. (Trying to overcome this)
4 - My height is 178cm. (5’ 10”)
5 - Since a kid I like creating - I used to make silly animations in PowerPoint. Each slide was a frame and it played automatically one after another. I’d feel more excited about that than playing videogames.
6 - I have ADD. I have trouble organizing and keeping up with tasks, I also procrastinate a lot.
7 - Portuguese is my native language. I also understand quite a lot of Spanish due to its similarities.
8 - I am a bit stubborn. I don’t like when people say “you can’t do that”.
9 - I dislike when people try to act “like a normal person” and judge others for being extroverted and happy. But at the same time, may be a defense mechanism of them. I can’t deny my dislike for that attitude though!
10 - You can tell me your worst darkest secret, I’ll be okay with it and won’t overreact. I also tell people a lot of myself.
One of the reasons I love ellen…and she is funny as fuck.. xD
There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.
- Nikos Kazantzakis
Always always always reblog.
TIME LORD ALERT
This is one of the creepiest gifs i have seen, cause it looks like shes blinking…..
should I be scared?
Looks like it’s saying “OH NO YOU DIDN’T”